Mama's Midlife Mire: Deep Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Today's Deep Thought

Thu, 01 May 2008 05:55:03 GMT

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Where's the self-help section?"

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Steven Wright

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:58:59 GMT

Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:25:21 GMT

It is extremely embarrassing to come to your senses and find out you haven't any.

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:30:17 GMT

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think "Well, that's not going to happen."

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:11:40 GMT

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:16:19 GMT

A day without sunshine is like, Night.

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:35:35 GMT

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:42:54 GMT

Just remember ~ if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.